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“Fifteen Reasons Why Men Can Have 2 Dogs And Not 2 Wives.”

  • 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  • 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  • 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  • 4. A dog’s parents never visit.
  • 5. Dogs don’t mind if you raise your voice to get your point across.
  • 6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside not your wallet or desk.
  • 7. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready 24 hours a day.
  • 8. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
  • 9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  • 10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’
  • 11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
  • 12. A dog will let you put a collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  • 13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
  • 14 Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
  • 15. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff


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